Shut Up and Sleep With Me

[Licks lips]

badassjanice:

seekawayoutofyourpants replied to your post: You’re incredibly adorable….

But you are! The way you crawled all over your bed like a turtle…it’s just so cute and irresistible…

It stuck to my back and I’m technically in a loft— was I supposed to try to shake it off and risk falling off the bed? I think not.

Ah, but if you fell— you might have landed on the pillow…

…And that would have been an even cuter sight!

2blind:

Are you attempting to bait me…?

I’m not about to pick a fight with you, no matter how much you may deserve a crooked nose.

Bait you? Nah. I’m not really trying to get into a fight with you— I know I’d lose pretty quickly.

I was going for a different angle…

2blind:

seekawayoutofyourpants replied to your post: Could you not just tie a bell or something to the snake? Or whatever animal? That way you can keep track of it.

You could always tie me up, Light.

Shoo, you’re far too easy to locate in the first place— you don’t need such a thing.

Alright….if you say so, Light.

2blind:

seekawayoutofyourpants:

[He laughs jovially and lets him go completely, folding his arms behind his head, a smirk dancing on his lips] Alright, alright. No need to be so violent, Light. I just wanted a hug and I got it— so I’ll leave you alone— since you seem to be in such a bad mood.

I was in a perfectly affable mood until your manners disappeared.

And I don’t know what’s with you two, but I am not violent! If you’d like to see a little violence, I’d be more than happy to accommodate you.

My manners never disappeared, man! You need to loosen up, that’s all. And…[his smirk turns into a perverted grin, evident in his tone] if I can help you loosen up by letting you be a little violent with me, then I’m down with that…

2blind:

seekawayoutofyourpants:

…But people asked for hugs and they got them! So I wanted a hug too— [He blinked a few times] Huh? A grope? You kidding me, man? If I was groping you, I’d be more like this— [He reached down with his left hand to grab at his groin]

Yes, and those people that asked, asked politely, if you recall. I assume you do, as you clearly seem to have been watching. You neglected to ask, therefore I intend to shake you off like an overly affectionate d—…!

(He yelps and swats the hand away)

J-Junpei…! Now stop that!

[He laughs jovially and lets him go completely, folding his arms behind his head, a smirk dancing on his lips] Alright, alright. No need to be so violent, Light. I just wanted a hug and I got it— so I’ll leave you alone— since you seem to be in such a bad mood.

2blind:

Funny that— I explicitly stated that I was not giving out hugs like you claim, much less this unsolicited… I wouldn’t so much even call it a hug— it seems more appropriately compared to a grope.

Now if you would please…

…But people asked for hugs and they got them! So I wanted a hug too— [He blinked a few times] Huh? A grope? You kidding me, man? If I was groping you, I’d be more like this— [He reached down with his left hand to grab at his groin]